Comments on: Tax Haiku Redo!

By: They Say It’s Your Birthday… | taxgirl

They Say It’s Your Birthday… | taxgirl — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:46:33 +0000

[...] 2, At various times in my life, I wanted to be an actress, a teacher, a baseball player (which reminds me: Charlie Manuel, if you haven’t found a replacement for Lidge, I’m still available through October) and a lawyer. My dad is fond of relating the story of my telling people that I wanted to be a lawyer so that I could be rich and just write poetry. I clearly overestimated how much they pay lawyers – which is why I now just write tax haiku. [...]

By: JOdy

JOdy — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:02:40 +0000

Oh, Tax Season Here
Wish it would go away now
April 15th come

By: Rich

Rich — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:07:31 +0000

Itemization
More difficult than standard
Either way I owe

By: Charles Thomas

Charles Thomas — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:37:30 +0000

I know little ’bout
Taxation, but I will try this:
You have to pay them.

By: Max Kennerly

Max Kennerly — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:18:37 +0000

Ten ninety-nines
IMF gave, but not paid
Now heads Treasury?

Babysitters, maids,
Independent contractors?
Heck, just pay them cash.

By: Daniel

Daniel — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:07:42 +0000

My taxes are done
All checked for accuracy
Passport is ready

By: Jen Miller

Jen Miller — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:40:25 +0000

Quarterly payments
Drain my account but at least
I wear sweats to work.