Tax Trivia: Sex in the Tax Code?

March 12, 2009 · 8 comments

We have a winner! See comments!

Our next tax trivia question is:

Which comedian joked that if you actually read the entire Tax Code, you’d probably find a sex scene?

Don’t forget: the first correct answer wins free CCH tax prep software.

What’s your guess?

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{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

1 J. Summers March 13, 2009 at 1:19 am: My first guess would be Jay Leno.
2 J. Summers March 13, 2009 at 1:20 am: But if it’s not Jay Leno, then George Carlin.
3 J. Summers March 13, 2009 at 1:40 am: And of course, if the above two are wrong, then the only one left is Lenny Bruce.
4 Kelly March 13, 2009 at 6:04 am: Nope, none of the three! Keep guessing.
5 Brad March 13, 2009 at 7:17 am: Jerry Seinfeld? If i got it right, just delete it, since I’ve already won…
6 Kelly March 13, 2009 at 7:28 am: Nope, not Seinfeld.
7 Clint March 13, 2009 at 10:12 am: Dave Barry
8 Kelly March 13, 2009 at 10:16 am: Clint, you’re the winner! It was Dave Barry (who I happen to think is extremely funny!). He wrote:

Of course the truth is that the congresspersons are too busy raising campaign money to read the laws they pass. The laws are written by staff tax nerds who can put pretty much any wording they want in there. I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax Code, you’d find at least one sex scene (”‘Yes, yes, YES!’ moaned Vanessa as Lance, his taut body moist with moisture, again and again depreciated her adjusted gross rate of annualized fiscal debenture”).

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