Tax Haiku Redo!
It’s been awhile since we’ve had tax haiku on the blog. And it’s been such a long week. So take a moment and enjoy my lame attempts at traditional haiku (5-7-5) for tax:
FreeFile Fill In Forms
FreeFile Fill In Forms,
New From IRS This Year,
How Will It Turn Out?
Treasury Secretary
Timothy Geithner
Where Did You Get Your Advice?
Hire Better Tax Help!
Tax Deductions
Kids are pretty cute
Also a great deduction
But a lot of work.
Ode to Helio Castroneves
Oh, oh Helio
You drive a pretty fast car
But don’t pay taxes.
Ok, so I’m not a poet. But it’s fun, add your own attempts below!
Quarterly payments
Drain my account but at least
I wear sweats to work.
My taxes are done
All checked for accuracy
Passport is ready
Ten ninety-nines
IMF gave, but not paid
Now heads Treasury?
or
Babysitters, maids,
Independent contractors?
Heck, just pay them cash.
I know little ’bout
Taxation, but I will try this:
You have to pay them.
Itemization
More difficult than standard
Either way I owe
Oh, Tax Season Here
Wish it would go away now
April 15th come
Christmas through Ebay
Honor System for sales tax?
I’ll get right on that.
That’s awesome!