Fun With Taxes: Tax Haiku Winners
Wow. The response to the tax haiku this week has been phenomenal! I received nearly 100 responses via twitter, the blog and Facebook. Many of those were shared, reposted and retweeted many times over. It was a great contest and I am so grateful to those of you who participated – whether you wrote a haiku, retweeted, commented or shared!
Ten winners were chosen at random from all of the entries using a random number generator. Our winning tax haikus are:
@vkan:
90-day letter
better petition real quick
for date in Tax Court
@onlinetaxpros:
New technology
Tax refunds on debit cards
Never again please!
Cassidy McGarry:
Purchased some assets
Bonus Depreciation
Nice loop hole to have
@jgreenaway3:
Tax cap gains fairly
Big business pay their share too
Romney should pay more
@bftcpa
QuickBooks and Peachtree
Are your tools to organize
A client’s shoebox
@padgettshcom
What a great idea
I’m a huge fan of Haiku
And taxes! Crazy?
@bftcpa
it begins with a
1099 and ends with
one last extension
@TreySpiece
Section four eight two
Double Irish Dutch Sandwich
Next stop: Bermuda
@dbltall
Congressman Rangel
If I had a Caribbean villa
I would remember it
CareNoel:
It’s that time again!
You do all the paperwork.
They get the money.
Congrats to our winners! And here are a few haikus that weren’t winners but made me smile:
@vkan:
a tax protester
see penalties in future
and orange jumpsuit
@dkdmac:
I did nanny tax
and now I have no more cash
Next time use Quicken
@avalara:
Silent as a cat
through the forest of your files
stalks the auditor
@DailyWorth
So many statements
Bring ‘em to the accountant
Worth two hundred bucks
@PSUgirl:
It is tax time now.
How many times will I think
Refund not Return?
@TaxPatrick:
Unfortunately
life insurance premiums
ne’er deductible.
@Suburbanhaiku:
Marriage penalty
survives despite the rule change.
It’s a life sentence.
@ShapiroTaxLaw:
Short-term extenders
Good only for tax lawyers
Full employment act
Kenna:
Income, Property
Payroll, Estate, Sales and more
Too Many Taxes!
