Alrighty, this one was tough. I had some amazing entries in the contest to rename HR 4213. You can read them all here.
Choosing a winner was not easy. A lot of thoughtfulness and wit went into the entries but in the end (drumroll, please), I opted for: Charlie. I loved the backstory. Congrats, Charlie, I’ll be in touch!
The runner-up was Greg. Hysterical.